An official list.
“New Rules” wasn’t number one for 52 consecutive weeks.
Lady Gaga never made a music video for “The Cure.”
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Christina Aguilera has become an Oreo spokesperson and hasn’t released a new album in 33 years.
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The Chainsmokers won two Grammys. CRJ won zero.
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“Cut To The Feeling” flopped.
Harpo Productions
Blake Shelton was the sexiest man alive.
People
Justin Timberlake announced he’s performing at the Super Bowl.
Robyn did not release a new album.
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Little Mix did not crossover to the States.
“Touch” wasn’t a massive hit here, either.
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No one cared about Fergie’s comeback.
“TENSION” THO.
Fifth Harmony’s album flopped.
“LONELY NIGHT” THO.
Sony Records
There isn’t like a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show but just with Tree Man.
“Bon Appetit” flopped, like even I can admit it was a good song and I don’t exactly have the greatest history with K*ty P*rry.
Only gay people currently know about Blue Lips even though it’s like one of the best albums of the year.
Universal
We all had to work gay pride month.
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Britney Spears has yet to announce her bid for president.
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The Babadook isn’t like, at least a senator.
IFC
Speaking of Baba-D, Pennywise and Babadook haven’t yet wed.
People still leave gay people voicemails.
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Big Little Lies Season 2 isn’t coming out for what feels like decades.
HBO
Drag Race hasn’t been on for MONTHS.
Janet Jackson tickets were nearly impossible to get.
Literally where is this picture from it’s so good
I don’t have the password for this Wifi network.
And just like, Donald Trump.
