Smoking weed can be a social activity or it can be something you do alone and after that tweet about since you’re so remarkably high and require to instantly share your ideas about birds requiring t-shirts, or whatever. For those people who are low, possibly since we’re at work, it is terrific to be able to go to the brain of a high individual. Keep tweeting, stoners, you’re making all our lives a lot better. These are simply a huge ol’ batch of funny high tweets. Scroll through and laugh till you seem like you have actually smoked.
1. The Stoner Cookbook gets a brand-new entry
Made a sandwich 10 minutes ago and been trying to find it since then?? ♂ I got ta stop cigarette smoking? pic.twitter.com/NCbNOyvZXe
— Big Guap ❌? (@kensonguapo) March 12, 2018
2. Everybody put your hands in the air and pass the blunt
AUTHORITIES: knock knock
DRUG DEALERSHIP: who exists
DD: weed who
P: we want to be available in and jail you
DD: lol great one, begun in
–Dr Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 15, 2014
3. It is NOT safe to unbuckle your seat belt
Attention travelers: we have actually reached a travelling elevation of “high af”
— Emma Garton (@emmagarton) July 20, 2015
4. False marketing isn’t funny high tweets be damned
— The Bearer of Bad News (@bbnsaga) October 19, 2018
5. A story in 3 parts
i am truly stoned lol
— bean (@druglordbean) February 22, 2016
@druglordbean oh shit dat me
— bean (@druglordbean) February 22, 2016
6. The Stone Age Tragedy
I have actually never ever provided it much idea however what the fuck took place to the dinosaurs. Dead ass. Every single among them, simply gone. What in the hell took place … #ImTooHigh
— Nord Berry Muffin (@NastyNord y) June 17, 2018
7. I like light.
Am I truly high, or does this light likewise look truly high? pic.twitter.com/8nJJlJyGCi
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 6, 2018
8. What can’t pot encourage us not to do?
Me lighting a blunt after a small hassle pic.twitter.com/BBA8kc2vt4
— Stoned 2 the Bone (@stoned2thabones) March 13, 2018
9. Edibles: “Surprise, bitch!”
Me: this edible ain’t shit
* one hour later on * pic.twitter.com/lP5i7sB2dL
— n (@madsoIar) April 19, 2017
10 Least of 2 evils
Boss: Are you high?
[Me watching him evaporate] I hope so.
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) January 23, 2015
11 When a legal representative gets high
Who is the moron that called it “possession of marijuana” and not “joint custody”?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
12 The threats of leisure substance abuse
please take care everybody. i lost a pal who smoked weed. he’s great he simply got truly into doing finger dances to edm with light gloves
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) April 20, 2017
13 Challenge Accepted
When somebody concerns just how much weed you can smoke pic.twitter.com/6k59xC02ZR
— Funny Weed Posts (@FunnyWeedPosts) April 18, 2017
14 Sure, Jan
It’s truly difficult to describe that your eyes are truly red from allergic reactions and not weed when you’re purchasing cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— Mary, Queen of Thots? (@SwearySpice) March 19, 2013
15 Just wait and see what appears in the mail, though
i just go on ebay after i smoke pot that method i’m constantly the greatest bidder thank you examine please
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) January 22, 2015
16 A real watchdog
I conserved cash on vehicle insurance coverage by taking weed edibles and ending up being too scared of the ceramic pet dog on my front deck to leave your house.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 24, 2017
17 But reveal us the dance you did
Once I got so high I switched off all the lights and played Thriller on my earphones and got so frightened I place on my bike helmet simply in case.
— Jean Creamery (@kylekinane) April 21, 2012
18 It sounds tasty
Ever get so high you need to turn the volume down on the television to taste your food?
— Princess An üs (@Slashleen) March 26, 2011
19 I require to be high to comprehend this
Ever been so high you understand that you’ve been seeing a motion picture on television for 30 minutes, lessened, on the guide screen?
— Scam Likely (@PaulyPeligroso) July 14, 2013
20 It was both
Before I understood what weed was I believed all the cool kids were gesturing to each other about drawing small rat penis behind the school.
— ceej (@ceejoyner) October 2, 2012
21 Of course, a few of us are high at work
When you appear to work high AF pic.twitter.com/T4Jan4hh1K
— Carly’s Dream (@Carly Ganzz) November 22, 2017
(We see you, Barry Burbank).
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